What's the difference between moms and dads?
Dads are taller and stronger,
but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask
if you want to sleep over at your friend's.

What would it take to make your mom perfect?
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue

If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.

Happy Mothersday !